The Piecemeal Man (abmann) wrote,
The Piecemeal Man

...these are somebody else's wishes. They're somebody else's dreams

  • 10:41 Most people have alcohol hangovers. I have carbohydrate hangovers. I ate pizza on Friday and felt gross all Saturday. Feel great today. #
  • 11:12 Heading to Target for pants and bacos. #
  • 13:21 THis is pretty snow. Slow, fat flakes. Like me on a treadmill. #
  • 14:28 I have a very snore-y cat on my lap. #
  • 15:50 My girlfriend is piping mashed potatoes. Rather than scooping them. MY GIRLFRIEND. YOU CANT HAVE HER. #

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