Met with my new team member today. I like her. She's eager and already demonstrated that she can take very large obstacles and break them into manageable steps. Good sign.
SO! I have a dilemma that does NOT involve the robobanana at left. A team member just left the company and has vacated a larger-than mine office WITH a window. I have team members with more seniority on my team then me. There are also very good, long-lived developers in offices without windows. WHAT SHOULD I DO??
Take the window office. You're a manager and good at your job.
Take the window office because you're a jerk.
Don't take it. Leave it for your team member who has been around longer than you.
Don't take it, you're current office is awesome
Don't take it, there are developers in offices without windows that should take it.
Give it to assfingers because then you can punch him every day.