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How to Deal With Annoying Cats in Wisconsin
Gosh, I have such an annoying cat. I wish I could have some fun AND shut her up at the same time.

Ominous Voiceover:
When you have an annoying cat, Take Heart! There are many ways to deal with these creatures in humane(ish) and hilarious ways!

Really, Ominous Voiceover?

Do you live in Wisconsin?

Boy, I sure do, Ominous Voiceover!

Did it just snow a fuck ton on your back yard?

Heck yeah, it did! But I don't like that sort of lan..Well, follow these three god damned easy steps and you'll get exactly what you need, jackass.

Step 1:  Find Annoying CatStep 2:  Find Backyard Full of SnowStep 3:  Throw Annoying Cat in Snow
Step 1: Find Annoying CatStep 2: Find Backyard Full of SnowStep 3: Throw Annoying Cat in Backyard Full of Snow
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cassandraterra From: cassandraterra Date: December 9th, 2009 09:32 pm (UTC) (Link)
http://www.amazon.com/Da-Bird-Feather-Teaser-Color/dp/B000679IE6

Tire out your cat in 15 minutes? Gee...this is tiny print.

My cats go NUTS for this thing. Just don't let them eat the feathers. But the snow idea is cute, if I let my cats go outside.
abmann From: abmann Date: December 9th, 2009 09:41 pm (UTC) (Link)
We have one of those. They play with that for about 5 minutes then wander away. Though they do take turns playing, which is adorable.
cassandraterra From: cassandraterra Date: December 9th, 2009 10:10 pm (UTC) (Link)
Oh, that's nice. Cristobal dominates it. But it's so cute. He'll go all day playing with it, but he tends to destroy.
six_dollar_baby From: six_dollar_baby Date: December 9th, 2009 09:35 pm (UTC) (Link)
Well done.


abmann From: abmann Date: December 9th, 2009 09:40 pm (UTC) (Link)
Danke. :)
lady_fox From: lady_fox Date: December 9th, 2009 09:35 pm (UTC) (Link)
HEHEHEE!! PICTURES ROCK

And I can see how fast she's bee-lining for the warm inside... hehehee
abmann From: abmann Date: December 9th, 2009 09:40 pm (UTC) (Link)
She's awfully quite now.
lady_fox From: lady_fox Date: December 9th, 2009 10:06 pm (UTC) (Link)
We'll have to remember that....
angels_ember From: angels_ember Date: December 9th, 2009 10:04 pm (UTC) (Link)
Silk (my usual version of Poe - even has the Siamese blood and accompanying yowel) is being insanely quiet and well-behaved today. (I think he's cold.) Otherwise I'd consider doing this to him.

Azrael, on the other hand, (in the icon) is driving me insane. He gets dinner at around 5pm, and apparently he's convinced that it was 5pm an hour ago already.

"Hey Az...let's see what you think of our snow-covered porch..."
abmann From: abmann Date: December 9th, 2009 10:07 pm (UTC) (Link)
DOO EEEEEEEETT
assfingers From: assfingers Date: December 9th, 2009 11:24 pm (UTC) (Link)
loki demanded to be in the snow, then rubbed her face in it.
From: thegelf Date: December 9th, 2009 11:57 pm (UTC) (Link)
Peanut thought she wanted to be outside. Silly cat. There will be pictures later.
From: ext_218078 Date: December 10th, 2009 01:01 am (UTC) (Link)

Snow Cats

I took one of my indoor cats outside and tried to put him in the snow. He stayed in the cleared area, sniffing, listening and getting snowed on. He ambled back into the house. The cautious female stood at the doorway with huge eyes, looking and sniffing and then backing away. Nuf of that, they say.

Try a different attachment for Da Bird. Mine prefer the mousie or the tinsel thingy. MadCat (Madison)has them.
From: ex_hellocth126 Date: December 10th, 2009 05:10 am (UTC) (Link)
This is even more fun to do when said annoying cat is from Los Angeles and had never seen snow before in his life prior to being dropped in it.
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