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We're going searching for dinning tables. Our tables are.. diminutive... for a formal dining space. Seriously it's kind of funny. Funny in the way punching a clown is funny - hilarious until the sick squeak-wheezing starts.

I'm unduly excited for the furniture exploration. No purchases necessarily today.
I just like the exploration of style and decorating.

Because I'm secretly Martha Stewart. Shh...

Current Mood: excited excited

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tyskkvinna From: tyskkvinna Date: November 17th, 2009 02:37 pm (UTC) (Link)
Dude, everybody needs a little Martha Stewart in them.
abmann From: abmann Date: November 17th, 2009 02:38 pm (UTC) (Link)
Dirty....
tyskkvinna From: tyskkvinna Date: November 17th, 2009 02:46 pm (UTC) (Link)
So very... but she'd approve.
abmann From: abmann Date: November 17th, 2009 02:49 pm (UTC) (Link)
I always suspected that Martha Stewart spins, dyes and scents her own bondage rope.
tener_duende From: tener_duende Date: November 17th, 2009 03:04 pm (UTC) (Link)
What are the dimensions of your tables? We are in need of diminuitive tables, and thus might be very willing to remove your tables from your domicile, provided they would work aesthetically with our house.
abmann From: abmann Date: November 17th, 2009 03:08 pm (UTC) (Link)
About 5ft x 3ft I think. Both are a chestnut brown wood color. One has metal legs, organic in shape. Fox bought the one with metal legs so you'd have to talk to her.
nathan_lounge From: nathan_lounge Date: November 17th, 2009 03:23 pm (UTC) (Link)
Some tables for you to consider:





abmann From: abmann Date: November 17th, 2009 04:04 pm (UTC) (Link)
THOSE ARE ALL LIVING ROOM TABLES. DON'T YOU LISTEN??
nathan_lounge From: nathan_lounge Date: November 17th, 2009 05:44 pm (UTC) (Link)
THOSE ARE ALL TEMPLATES TO GIVE YOU IDEAS STUPID! I WASN'T OFFERING TO SELL YOU A NEW LIVING ROOM TABLE. UNLESS YOU'RE LOOKING FOR ONE. IF THAT IS THE CASE THEN I AM OFFERING TO SELL YOU A NEW LIVINGROOM TABLE. I JUST THINK THAT ALL TABLES IN YOUR NEW HOUSE SHOULD REFERENCE VIDEO GAMES IN SOME WAY. OR FORKS.
abmann From: abmann Date: November 17th, 2009 05:45 pm (UTC) (Link)
That fork table is actually pretty neat. :)
lady_fox From: lady_fox Date: November 17th, 2009 06:08 pm (UTC) (Link)
That's what I was thinking!
nathan_lounge From: nathan_lounge Date: November 17th, 2009 07:25 pm (UTC) (Link)
The other day I was in a high end trendy furniture store in the posh outdoor mall. While I didn't like most of the furniture, I really loved this lighting display they had built. They had taken tree branches with lots of twiggy splits and suspended them together from the ceilings (where were about 25' high) in a kind of spiral cone. Then there were big glass spheres interspersed in the branches that each had a single light in the center.

If I ever have really really high ceilings, I'm going to suspend all kinds of stuff from them.

All that said, have you considered, an inverted table?
abmann From: abmann Date: November 17th, 2009 07:32 pm (UTC) (Link)
Inverted table? Like a regular table upside down on the floor or something attached to the ceiling?
nathan_lounge From: nathan_lounge Date: November 17th, 2009 07:34 pm (UTC) (Link)
Something attached to the ceiling.
abmann From: abmann Date: November 17th, 2009 07:37 pm (UTC) (Link)
OH NO. Ceiling tables are a gateway suspension. Next you'll be pushing me even harder to install a sex swing.
nathan_lounge From: nathan_lounge Date: November 17th, 2009 07:43 pm (UTC) (Link)
Look, it sounds like you have an empty room already. Your new sex swing will be both fun and profitable. And when you're tired from all that swingin', you can replace it with a trendy table for a snack.
demi_deity From: demi_deity Date: November 17th, 2009 03:35 pm (UTC) (Link)
Ah, yes. "Secretly." Riiiight. :)
abmann From: abmann Date: November 17th, 2009 04:10 pm (UTC) (Link)
I said "Shh!"
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