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I'm very, very glad it is Friday. What an odd, long week this has… - Portrait of a Young Man as The Artist — LiveJournal
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abmann
I'm very, very glad it is Friday. What an odd, long week this has been.
  1. My iPhone is working less and less well, regular crashes and severe slowness....
    • I'm contemplating an upgrade but don't know if I have the funds or broken-ness to justify
  2. Hotels booked for the trip via travel agent.
    • It took her forever but we got some pretty nice deals.
    • We'll be within walking distance of the Louvre while in Paris and ditto the beach while in Nice.
  3. The SX-70 works!!!
    • I was pretty sure but you can't tell until you load film. Now! To start a project. :D
  4. Still waiting on Wells Fucking Fargo for both the first part of the deposit to hit my account
  5. AND to hear if we can actually buy that house.
    • ....be Zen. It'll work out. You'll find a sublet on short notice, pack on short notice and then move on short notice. It'll be fun.
  6. Polaroid Project - 3 photographers, 150 photos, 300 people dressed like grandmothers.
  7. A Tale of Three Polaroid Films
  8. One of the best Polaroid Photographers I've seen.
  9. Polaroid Manipulation
  10. You smell.

I think you should post a silly poll.
TGIF, ya?
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nathan_lounge From: nathan_lounge Date: September 4th, 2009 02:40 pm (UTC) (Link)

U HAVE BEEN LIFECOACHED

Re: 1. You should get a new iphone. Then hack it and put on Android.
Re: 2. I'm confused at why you didn't go directly to William Shatner. He is the best travel agent in the world.
Re: 3. I don't know what you're talking about, but it sounds like you're being lazy.
Re: 4. May I suggest forcibly withdrawing the adequate funds from a nearby bank? Here's what you do. Write out a note that says "I have a gun, put X amount of money in the bag and hand it over and no one gets hurt." Then put your hand in your pocket and point your finger out menacingly. Now walk to the bank and hand the note to the nicest looking teller. Receive bacon.
Re: 5. Simply post the following on craigs list: SWM looking for illegal aliens and crack addicts. In return for moving most of my stuff in half a day, you can spend the next six months doing your drugs or sleeping in my apartment. The nice part about this deal is that if you get 20 or 30 people answering, you can just say everyone is welcome and then you don't actually have to pack anything.
Re: 6. WTF?
Re: 7. Mate.
Re: 8. So. many. links. Couldn't you just post uncut pictures?
Re: 9. I'm tired.
Re: 10. Hey, it's glandular. What do you want from me?

In summation: hacking, cracking, and stink glands.
abmann From: abmann Date: September 4th, 2009 03:04 pm (UTC) (Link)

Re: U HAVE BEEN LIFECOACHED

1: I could hack the old iPhone. Tat would be fun AND safe.
2: I didn't want him singing to me.
3: I bought an old Polaroid camera and it works.
4: I want 20% down payment bacon!!
5: I think that might be a problem with my landlord and I like my landlord.
6: Agreed. it was kind of weirdly described and not nearly as cool as it could have been.
7: Huh?
8: I could have but my journal seems to be causing enough strife because I'm stressed about things even though it constantly rains gold and puppies outside my apartment.
9: START DOING METH. YOU CAN MAKE IT IN A 2 LITER BOTTLE NOW SO IT WON'T KILL YOUR ROOMMATES.
10: I want you to stop smelling. Duh.
nathan_lounge From: nathan_lounge Date: September 4th, 2009 03:17 pm (UTC) (Link)

Re: U HAVE BEEN LIFECOACHED

2: I want an irobot. I'm pretty sure iphone + android = irobot.
3: You don't know what you're missing. There's nothing like the smooth comfort of having william shatner embrace you lovingly.
4: Does Polaroid film still exist?
5: Maybe you don't understand the way bank robbery works. You get all your bacon up front. Fast and crispy. Like waffles.
6: Your landlord will be okay, just tell them I said it was cool.
7+8: ...
9: Wait, does it rain gold, then puppies; puppies, then gold, or at the same time? If it's answer number 2, the reason you should worry about subletting your apartment is all the gory, smushed puppies outside of your apartment. If it's 1 or 3, same worry, but there might be more gold as a selling point. But I agree. I'm up nights rereading your journal over and over again wringing my hands over the stress and strife. I think you should just start posting clown-a-day pictures to balance it out. Then people would be all, "Man, Will's life is really stressful, but look at that picture of a clown mowing the lawn! That's funny!"
10: I would do meth. But if I'm going to start making drugs, it's LSD. It's way easier, less dangerous, and will make my food extra delicious. Even better than all the MSG I use now.
11: That may involve a soder gun. Just so you know.
abmann From: abmann Date: September 4th, 2009 03:39 pm (UTC) (Link)

Re: U HAVE BEEN LIFECOACHED

2: Woot.com sells them cheap regularly. What would you do with your iRobot minion?
3: WRONG
4: Polaroid no longer makes. These guys are trying to remake it, a new version using different substances because Polaroid owns all the rights to the previous proprietary process and chemicals.
5: Mmm... bacon waffles.
6: Will you guarantee my security deposit?
78: GOLD PUPPIES
9: I think your numbers got messed up.
10: Yeah, definitely got your numbers messed up.
11: THIS OPTION DOES NOT EXIST PLEASE TRY AGAIN
nathan_lounge From: nathan_lounge Date: September 4th, 2009 03:52 pm (UTC) (Link)

Re: U HAVE BEEN LIFECOACHED

2-1: I would teach it to feel, obviously. Then it'll feel bad for all the other abhorrent things I made it do prior to learning emotions.
7-5: You just don't know because you've never had sweet nothings in Esperanto whispered in your ear.
90-87: Will the new stuff work with the old cameras?
5: Yes, Yes I will.
79: So it was gold puppies responsible for your windshield? That makes a lot of sense actually. You should have taken pictures of it.
9: Nuh-uh.
10: You lie!
11: LIAR!
abmann From: abmann Date: September 4th, 2009 04:29 pm (UTC) (Link)

Re: U HAVE BEEN LIFECOACHED

1,123: Abuse! You will single-handedly start the robot revolution.
0: No, you're a towel.
4,566,209: You should have taken pictures of it.
1.277690849: The new film will work, in fact, as it is intended to directly replace the 600 integral film.
nidea From: nidea Date: September 4th, 2009 06:31 pm (UTC) (Link)
abmann From: abmann Date: September 4th, 2009 06:33 pm (UTC) (Link)
Um.. I have no idea what's going on there.
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