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Writer's Block: As the Cookie Crumbles
Or maybe I'll never get laid again

If you ran the fortune cookie factory, what message would you make sure gets put in a cookie?

No, you're a towel.
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jeffinreallife From: jeffinreallife Date: September 2nd, 2009 02:16 pm (UTC) (Link)
Where did you find a girl with marshmallow feet?
abmann From: abmann Date: September 2nd, 2009 02:17 pm (UTC) (Link)
Candyland, of course.
jeffinreallife From: jeffinreallife Date: September 2nd, 2009 02:19 pm (UTC) (Link)
I should have know.
Maybe I'll stop by to find a gingerbread man.
abmann From: abmann Date: September 2nd, 2009 02:19 pm (UTC) (Link)
Hmm... I hear gingerbread men can be awfully crumby.
jeffinreallife From: jeffinreallife Date: September 2nd, 2009 02:21 pm (UTC) (Link)
Thats the thing about gingerbread men.
They either fall to pieces, or run run away, fast as they can.
abmann From: abmann Date: September 2nd, 2009 02:25 pm (UTC) (Link)
Do you watch Good Eats at all? He had an hilarious ginger episode with good, vaguely lascivious man jokes.

If you bake them really long, they get harder. ;)
jeffinreallife From: jeffinreallife Date: September 2nd, 2009 02:26 pm (UTC) (Link)
Nope, I don't have TV. but that sounds fantastic.
abmann From: abmann Date: September 2nd, 2009 02:29 pm (UTC) (Link)
You can probably find it on YouTube if you're bored one night not baking your mans. :)
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