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THE WORLD MUST KNOW.
Poll #1450254 This is very, very important.

Who would win in a laser fight?

Star Trek Redshirt
7(38.9%)
Star Wars Strom Trooper
4(22.2%)
7(38.9%)

Who would win in a fist fight.

Star Trek Redshirt
9(50.0%)
Star Wars Storm Trooper
4(22.2%)
5(27.8%)

Who would win in a fisting fight?

9(50.0%)
9(50.0%)

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Yeah... best to ignore the nathan_lounge/abmann comments in this post....
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assfingers From: assfingers Date: August 28th, 2009 07:32 pm (UTC) (Link)
uh oh
abmann From: abmann Date: August 28th, 2009 07:33 pm (UTC) (Link)
I think there may be one fight in here you don't want to win OR lose. You can choose which one!
nathan_lounge From: nathan_lounge Date: August 28th, 2009 07:34 pm (UTC) (Link)
As I recall, there were friday poll and ask dr. fingers groups designed specifically for these kinds of things.

Btw, how exactly does one "win" a fisting fight?
abmann From: abmann Date: August 28th, 2009 07:36 pm (UTC) (Link)
  1. There were.
    • 1a. They died years ago.
  2. No tearing?


Edited at 2009-08-28 07:37 pm (UTC)
nathan_lounge From: nathan_lounge Date: August 28th, 2009 07:39 pm (UTC) (Link)
No no, trust me, I know all about how you lose a fisting fight...I'm more curious about winning.
abmann From: abmann Date: August 28th, 2009 07:40 pm (UTC) (Link)
I'd propound that escaping a fisting fight with no tearing is a win no matter how you look at it.
nathan_lounge From: nathan_lounge Date: August 28th, 2009 07:43 pm (UTC) (Link)
Perhaps this could be a prime market for one of those boardgames with funny gimmicks. You know, like Operation or Perfection. No tearing and you win!
theotherqpc From: theotherqpc Date: August 28th, 2009 07:40 pm (UTC) (Link)
there are no losers in fisting, only winners.
abmann From: abmann Date: August 28th, 2009 07:41 pm (UTC) (Link)
I think you and nathan_lounge need to talk.
nathan_lounge From: nathan_lounge Date: August 28th, 2009 07:42 pm (UTC) (Link)
See, I'm of the mind that there are rarely winners in fisting, only dirty sheets and wasted latex gloves.
abmann From: abmann Date: August 28th, 2009 07:47 pm (UTC) (Link)
I strongly disagree that using gloves when fisting is a waste. I don't want that crap on my hand. ;)
nathan_lounge From: nathan_lounge Date: August 28th, 2009 07:57 pm (UTC) (Link)
Whoa whoa whoa my friend. Those gloves are not for your protection.
theotherqpc From: theotherqpc Date: August 28th, 2009 07:51 pm (UTC) (Link)
throw down some rubber play sheets, douche out the hole, and skip the gloves.
nathan_lounge From: nathan_lounge Date: August 28th, 2009 07:57 pm (UTC) (Link)
I'm proud to participate in making this post wholly unsafe for work. Happy friday to everyone out there!
codekitsune From: codekitsune Date: September 18th, 2009 05:57 pm (UTC) (Link)
Oh lord! xDDD
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