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Just in case you have the same issues I have with random girlfriend attacks, you can buy attack resistant laptops these days.


Sure, but what about velociraptors?

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nathan_lounge From: nathan_lounge Date: June 24th, 2009 01:31 pm (UTC) (Link)
God bless solid state drives wrapped in a shell of titanium with embedded self-destruction ROM.
abmann From: abmann Date: June 24th, 2009 01:35 pm (UTC) (Link)
I just want to be able to shoot my laptop and have it still work.
slavetopurple From: slavetopurple Date: June 24th, 2009 01:33 pm (UTC) (Link)
If you have women shooting at and sending tigers after you, you have more issues than I imagined.
abmann From: abmann Date: June 24th, 2009 01:35 pm (UTC) (Link)
Well, I have been with Fox for 7 years now...
lady_fox From: lady_fox Date: June 24th, 2009 01:40 pm (UTC) (Link)
7 and a quarter.
abmann From: abmann Date: June 24th, 2009 01:43 pm (UTC) (Link)
Exactly. Now it's all random attacks with you.
lady_fox From: lady_fox Date: June 24th, 2009 01:44 pm (UTC) (Link)
well, it makes it interesting.


abmann From: abmann Date: June 24th, 2009 01:46 pm (UTC) (Link)
BUT I CAN'T AFFORD ALL THESE HOSPITAL BILLS AND THE BOOZE TO KEEP YOU TOO DRUNK TO MOVE.

Edited at 2009-06-24 01:46 pm (UTC)
suibhne_geilt From: suibhne_geilt Date: June 24th, 2009 01:33 pm (UTC) (Link)
There is an organization already working to make low-cost, connected velociraptors available for every child. It's only a matter of time before the concept is expanded to provide one for every adult as well.

Edited at 2009-06-24 01:33 pm (UTC)
abmann From: abmann Date: June 24th, 2009 01:35 pm (UTC) (Link)
I am familiar with this site. I was very close to buying a T-shirt except then the raptors can pick me out of a crowd.
happygophucky From: happygophucky Date: June 24th, 2009 03:25 pm (UTC) (Link)
Hi I'm hijacking your comment for a moment - are you going out tonight to the thing at the 'no? I still owe you moniez... and i feel guilty.

Please come relieve me of my guilt.

:)

Back to Velociraptors.
abmann From: abmann Date: June 24th, 2009 03:26 pm (UTC) (Link)
Where velociraptors?!
suibhne_geilt From: suibhne_geilt Date: June 25th, 2009 12:38 am (UTC) (Link)
I will not be out to the 'No tonight. I may be out on Saturday, though. If not, are you working at GZ this weekend?
world_rim_walke From: world_rim_walke Date: June 24th, 2009 02:58 pm (UTC) (Link)
Ha ha! I solve that problem by not having a girlfriend...
abmann From: abmann Date: June 24th, 2009 03:03 pm (UTC) (Link)
Congratulations!
world_rim_walke From: world_rim_walke Date: June 24th, 2009 03:11 pm (UTC) (Link)
Thank you. (>_<)

Well, I have to knock the average down some to compensate for others.
happygophucky From: happygophucky Date: June 24th, 2009 03:26 pm (UTC) (Link)
This would actually just benefit me consideirng how clumsy i can be about dropping electronics. Thus why I do not have a laptop anymore...

Hmms.

The tiger is cute though...
From: ex_hellocth126 Date: June 24th, 2009 11:33 pm (UTC) (Link)
We tested out Toughbooks as platforms for a mobile streaming system we were trying to launch back at my old job. IT hated the things, and apparently found out that they were relatively easy to destroy. I think ours suffered fatal damage after only a 12 foot drop onto concrete.
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