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Help me with your awesome/hilarity/awesomlarity. - Portrait of a Young Man as The Artist
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Help me with your awesome/hilarity/awesomlarity.
People! I know these two And a half facts:
1: some of you are awesome!
2: some of you are hilarious!
3: some of you are both

I need some of you awesome and/or hilarity and/or both.

You've seen my site, yes? Well, my flavor text is dull and I need a better description of myself and my work. So! I'm putting it to you!

You should write me a little blurb about me. My only requirement be that it contain "nostalgia fabricator" in it. Otherwise, have some fun! Add your flavor text in comment below and we'll all vote for the best one on Friday.

How many exclamation points did I use there? Geez....
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nathan_lounge From: nathan_lounge Date: September 28th, 2010 04:48 pm (UTC) (Link)

I am so helpful today, it's outragious!

"This coffee tastes like tuna fish...nostalgia fabricator."
"I fabricated your mother's nostalgia."
"Nostalgia fabricator...the bleeding gum disease."
"Nostalgia fabricator, now with 50% less herpies."
"Nostalgia, you've been fabricated."
"Did I mention the state requires me to inform you of my recent history as a convicted nostalgia fabricator?"
"Nfoasbtiaclagtioar isn't even a word is it? IS IT?!"
"Dude, stop looking at me."
"Pooped pants"
"I'm going to fucking fabricate the shit out of your fucking nostalgia so fucking hard that it's going to be shitting nostalgia shit for fucking weeks. Fucking shit, right!"
"No, I won't show you my penis."
"My only requirement be that it contain "nostalgia fabricator."
"Pumpkin spice bread recipe fabricator."
"Nostalgia fabrication? Where we're going, we don't need nostalgia fabrication."
"LIVE. NUDE. NOSTALIGA. FABRICATION."
"TTYLNF"
"Pork'n'beans"
"Like that freakin' soup can, but way classier. Like nostaliga fabricator classier!"
"Ouch, I bent my nostalgia fabricator!"
abmann From: abmann Date: September 29th, 2010 01:21 am (UTC) (Link)

Re: I am so helpful today, it's outragious!

I think I'll just take them ALL.
nathan_lounge From: nathan_lounge Date: September 29th, 2010 03:01 am (UTC) (Link)

Re: I am so helpful today, it's outragious!

I just checked your website. Where did you put them? Is this like that old porno trick where you make them 8pt font and the same color as your background so as to trip the google spiders?
zesty_pinto From: zesty_pinto Date: September 28th, 2010 09:00 pm (UTC) (Link)
Do we write this here or there?
abmann From: abmann Date: September 29th, 2010 01:21 am (UTC) (Link)
Here.
zesty_pinto From: zesty_pinto Date: September 29th, 2010 01:30 am (UTC) (Link)
Okay, running on the same principles as nathan_lounge

Nostalgia fabrication: like eating paste back in the day when paste tried to kill you.

Softer, fluffier, nostalgia fabricator.

I don't know what you're talking about, so here's a nostalgia fabricator.

You'd give your left arm too for this kind of nostalgia fabrication.
nathan_lounge From: nathan_lounge Date: September 29th, 2010 03:00 am (UTC) (Link)
Might I suggest adding more swear words and ASCII porno? It'll triple your production. <-- This piece of advice can be applied to all aspects of your life, not just being a jackass on Will's journal.
zesty_pinto From: zesty_pinto Date: September 29th, 2010 10:47 am (UTC) (Link)
But I never passed first grade word art. To this day, the smiley still eludes me. ]-&
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