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How many Justin Biebers could you take in a fight?

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I got hit by a car last night but I could still take this many Biebers.
Finger lickin' good.

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nathan_lounge From: nathan_lounge Date: June 3rd, 2010 03:53 pm (UTC) (Link)
Hmmm...I only got 26. This contest is rigged. Maybe it's because I said I was very tall and that might somehow put me at a disadvantage when midget wrestling.
abmann From: abmann Date: June 3rd, 2010 03:53 pm (UTC) (Link)
I think having an excellent high kick nets the extra two.
nathan_lounge From: nathan_lounge Date: June 3rd, 2010 03:55 pm (UTC) (Link)
Did you say crane kick or roundhouse?
abmann From: abmann Date: June 3rd, 2010 03:57 pm (UTC) (Link)
Roundhouse.
nathan_lounge From: nathan_lounge Date: June 3rd, 2010 04:01 pm (UTC) (Link)
That's probably it. I said cranekick. I get more distance and power with my long tree trunks to the nose.
world_rim_walke From: world_rim_walke Date: June 3rd, 2010 04:47 pm (UTC) (Link)
Glad to hear that you're all right after the close encounter of the automotive kind.
abmann From: abmann Date: June 3rd, 2010 05:43 pm (UTC) (Link)
I almost felt bad for the dent I left in it because it was a Prius.
world_rim_walke From: world_rim_walke Date: June 3rd, 2010 10:12 pm (UTC) (Link)
Wait... in the fight between you and the Prius, the Prius came out the worse for it?
not_a_girl From: not_a_girl Date: June 3rd, 2010 10:41 pm (UTC) (Link)
Well, it is a Prius. They are not exactly big tough cars.
abmann From: abmann Date: June 4th, 2010 12:49 am (UTC) (Link)
Yup. :D
karkadann From: karkadann Date: June 3rd, 2010 05:42 pm (UTC) (Link)
Did you roundhouse the car?

I talk to high school students far too much and am starting to understand that this "Justin Bieber" is some sort of "singing sensation" and also has "floppy hair." I can only take 25 in a fight, it seems.
abmann From: abmann Date: June 3rd, 2010 05:45 pm (UTC) (Link)
I FiveFinger'd the car. Which.. um. huh. that can be taken as a euphemism for fisting....

My only experience with Herr Bieber outside this was his six month Twitter Trending celebrity which, apparently, is no more now that Twitter re-invented their trending algorithm.

I feel like less complete a person without all those RTs.
sniffle
not_a_girl From: not_a_girl Date: June 3rd, 2010 10:43 pm (UTC) (Link)
Crap, I only got 25 Biebers. Screw that noise!
cassandraterra From: cassandraterra Date: June 3rd, 2010 11:34 pm (UTC) (Link)
Darn. I only got 27. I'm too damn short.
cassandraterra From: cassandraterra Date: June 3rd, 2010 11:35 pm (UTC) (Link)
And FUCK. You got hit by a car? How did you escape? I'd get that guy's number and call the police!
mysterysquid From: mysterysquid Date: June 4th, 2010 04:20 am (UTC) (Link)
Let's all just be thankful there aren't that many around!

Hit by a car? Yikes! Glad you're okay.
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